I thought i have made my self clear that i am not going to post in this blog anymore since i have already mentioned it in my previous post. But the heart and soul of busby is still with me. I can’t go or leave without it . So i decided to make my last post. I mean the real ones. Ok, i had just got the confirmation from matt cutt that my blog is not going to be number one in busby seo test game. You don’t believe me? Below is my conversation with him over the phone this morning.

Pinkygirl:Hello matt, sorry to disturb you early in the morning, but i need your favor.

Matt : Hello, who is this please? keep it short, because i am quite busy updating my blog now.

Pinkygirl : Pinkygirl girl here, i am the blog owner of busby seo test at http://orange.pinkygirl.org

Matt:Pinkygirl?? Are you a man or women? come on lah, keep it short, i am busy now updating my blog, so many traffic coming to my blog now.

Pinkygirl : i am man, sorry ya!

Matt: so you are a man, why do you buy a domain name like that? That is not good for search engine you know!, you are not honest and make people think that you are a girl..not good, not good..next time be yourself, find a good domain name,then i will rank you better.

Pinkygirl : ok ok ok, my fault, next time i use better domain name. Come back to my question? can you help me to adjust my blog to be number one?

Matt: Number one? Are you kidding me? It took me 2 years to come our with searchwiki, why don’t you used that and mark your blog to be number one..No need my help, you just press one button, there you go, your website will be at number one. You know what i am talking about or not?? Make it fast, i have another comment coming in into my blog. ya, another spammer comment..huh!!

Pinkygirl: No no no, i know searchwiki, that doesn’t work for this busby seo game..what i need is my blog to be number one without using searchwiki.

Matt: you  mean rank your website to be number one? Like what i did to drop whitehouse website for the term of “miserable failure”?

Pinkygirl: kind of. Can you do that?

Matt: i see your blog first.

Pinkygirl: ok ok, here you go, http://orange.pinkygirl.org

Matt:Orange.pinkygirl.org? again, you make a mistake here, why you use orange? Don’t you know that i don’t like orange? We in USA doesn’t like orange, and we only like Apple. That why we give our notebook name as Apple.

Pinkygirl:So what i am suppose to do? It kind of a bit too late to start again. Please help me

Matt: OK i see what i can do..mmm why you use free wordpress theme??? Do you know free wordpress theme is not good for search engine? Too many people using it and there is no originality and it is duplicate theme you know!!!. Buy a unique wordpress theme, if you cannot find any, just shout it at my twitter, i have many friend that can offer you a good price.

Pinkygirl: ok ok, i will do that in future..so how now?

Matt :mmm i spot something..

Pinkygirl: what? what? tell me, so that i can fix it now.

Matt: i don’t like your header..the girl mean, can’t use just use Paris Hilton or any pretty girl other than a cartoon!!

Pinkygirl:ok,will do that :-B

matt: ok, i want to keep it short, i cannot help you, too many thing that doesn’t really attract me. And i am busy right now with my blog too. You guys from Busby make me headache, just because of this game, i have change the formula last two weeks, that why see so many change in the serp. Why? because i want to give you guys a lesson, never play with my formula.

Pinkygirl: mmm i that case, i have to do it in my way then.

Matt: Ya, that suppose to be the way, but don’t spam ok..i am very busy right now to think about Busby seo test, because i have twitter and facebook that i need to update.

Pinkygirl:ok then, bye

So how?

p/s matt cutts don’t be to angry with me it is just a busby seo test game

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